Tahir and Habib are London beggars. They beg in different areas of the West End. Habib begs just as long as Tahir but only collects £10-15 every day.
Tahir brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Tahir 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Tahir says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'
Tahir says ' No wonder you make no more than £15 a day
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Tahir shows Habib his sign......It reads,,,,
Tahir brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Tahir 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Tahir says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'
Tahir says ' No wonder you make no more than £15 a day
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Tahir shows Habib his sign......It reads,,,,
'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'.
1 comment:
hahahaha that was awesome!
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